Starting 2011 With a Bang!

Fireworks at the Space Needle--
that's what I watched to ring in 2011! =)

The long awaited Next Big Update (NBU) has come to pass, and it's packed full of stuff. Given the enormous amounts of new code in this update, I fully expect a lot of bugs to crop up. In fact, I already found and fixed five of them, and the update hasn't even been in place for a half hour yet. Make that six now. (I keep checking for errors AQ detects at the end of every sentence I type.) In any case, please be patient. If something isn't working correctly, I'll fix it.

Now--what all is new in this feature-packed update? Undoubtedly, there's something for everyone to love, and something for everyone to hate. =) (But I hope the former outnumbers the latter.) I won't get into details here (too many bugs to fix!), but I will run down some of the major additions and changes and let you guys poke around and figure out how it all works. I'll be updating the help pages the next few days to answer questions and add additional details to get the most out of the features.

So, without further ado.... some of the major things to look for:

• Removed maintenance comments. After spending the better part of an afternoon removing maintenance "requests" such as "box is missing" and "watch out for mosquitoes!" I decided it was easier just to get rid of them. The icon can still be applied to a box--but no note can be attached to it. Any previously existing notes were added to the top of the clue page. (At least if it was an AQ hosted clue.)
• There is no limit to the number of planters that can be added to a box. This probably won't matter to most of you, but if there's a box that was jointly planted by three or more people, you can now all get credit for the plant.
• Carvers will no longer be notified of finds or attempts on their boxes. Before you start freaking out, please keep in mind that almost nobody will even notice this change. Anyone who was a carver on a box I've added as a contact--so you'll still be contacted for that reason. And when a box is first added, the carver will automatically be added to the list of contacts. For all intents and purposes, all carvers will still be notified of finds and attempts. The difference now is that they can drop themselves as a contact if they no longer wish to receive those notifications--an option that was not allowed before.
• There's now a "Trackers in the Night" in profiles you view. It's like the "Ships in the Night," except this one shows the most recent trackers that you and the person who's profile you are viewing have both signed up for and has already launched. (Unlaunched trackers are not included in the list.)
• There are new preferences now available. The Letterbox Preferences page (new!) is the key one to check out. You can now set it up to identify your search preferences. Do you want your plants and hides automatically hidden when you run a Simple Search? Now you can! You can also specify if you want attempts, strikeouts, abandoned boxes, and old last finds hidden (or not) by default.
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  On the Advanced Search page, you'll find three more search options available. You can now search for Box of the Week boxes, historic boxes, and rarely found boxes. Since this is automated, "historic" is purely a matter of numbers: Any box that was planted more than ten years ago and has been listed on Atlas Quest for at least five years is considered historic. I know a lot of you like to find those hard-to-find or unique boxes that few other people have, and that's what the "rare find" option does--it returns any box that has a last find date that's more than a year old. While the search page has icons associated with these options, these icons do not show on the box listings.
• At the end of the Miscellaneous Preferences page, there's now an option for "App Password." Our resident app developers wanted to be able to create apps that allowed people to log in so searches could do cool stuff like hide your plants and finds or run searches based on the tags you've selected. You can increase the security of your account by creating an app password. When using the app, it'll ask for your trail name and password. They aren't supposed to store your password or later use it to log into your account, but I don't really have any way of making sure app developers are good and honest. By logging in with your app password, you can keep your real AQ password secret. If you do not select an app password, your real AQ password will still work with apps. But if you do have an app password, only that password will work--your real AQ password will not.
• And finally, themes.  You'll find that the themes page has been completely rewritten from the ground up. Anyone can now list a theme on Atlas Quest, just like listing a letterbox or tracker. The themes are searchable, and you can even be notified of new themes matching your favorite searches. Right now, the only themes listed are those created by Wassa and myself. The "theme details" page includes any relevant information about the theme (it's creation date, last modified date, the CSS used for the theme, etc.), but it also applies that theme TO the page so you can see it in action. And when you've selected a theme, there's a new "about theme" link (under the original link, if there is one) that will link to the theme's details page. There aren't any new themes added with this update--but how themes work has radically changed with this update.

And that, I believe, are the major changes you'll see. You might also notice any number of smaller and generally not-very-noteworthy changes as well, but the big ones are covered. =)

Happy New Year!

A Satisfied Eye Bleach Patch Customer

Another satisfied eye bleach customer!

The first eye bleach patches have gone out, making their way to satisfied customers all over North America. I made a quick trip out to North Carolina to hand deliver some of these important letterboxing tools to Mama Wolf. As you can see, she's quite pleased with the results. You don't want to know what's behind the camera! We would not be smiling now without these eye bleach patches on!

Now everyone knows that Wassa is the brains and inspiration for eye bleach, but it was actually Mama Stork who first contacted me about the idea for eye bleach patches shortly after I finished hiking the PCT. I immediately loved the idea, but since it was Wassa's patented product, I threw the idea to him to ask if he wanted to run with it. Guess he was busy, because he said no, but he too loved the idea. So then it was up to me to create the patches.

When I saw the results, I knew it was something special and needed to think up a way to properly "introduce" the product to the rest of the world, which is when I decided on the eye bleach countdown idea. Wassa helped me research posts to use, an astonishingly simple job for him since he's in so many of them. =)

And the rest, as they say, is history. Order your eye bleach patches in the AQ Marketplace today! Supplies are limited!

And the #1 Reason To Buy Eye Bleach....

Because it's now affordable! Yes, that's right folks! For the low low price of $3.00, you can buy yourself an eye bleach eye patch! Admittedly, it's not nearly as effective as the eye bleach itself, but you know what they say--you get what you pay for.

If you buy two, you can loop a strap through the handles and tie them around your head, covering your eyes. I recommend a system that allows you to flip them both down over your eyes--perhaps a spring-loaded action with a panic button at the ready to maximize your eye protection.

Start protecting yourself against rogue posts, events, photos, and Wassamatta_u by practicing safe message board reading. Order your eye bleach eye protection from the AQ Marketplace today!

Don't make me take off my waist pack.
I'm crazy enough to do it!

Eye Bleach Countdown #2

An insult to peaches everywhere!

When asked if his back was round, Wassa explained that yes, indeed it was, comparing it to an "overripe George peach" but "twice as fuzzy." Need confirmation? Ask the 59 people who agreed. Even more disturbing, at least 72 people considered this information educational. Why would they do that? Because that was when they first realized they needed eye bleach. It's a survival tool.

Order your Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach from the AQ Marketplace today! Quantities are limited!

Eye Bleach Countdown #3

Three words: Zombie Pole Dancer. Sometimes, it's not just the message boards where eye bleach is necessary--it's the photo gallery.

This is one of those things that you need to see to believe. Unfortunately, you'll never see anything again unless you keep Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach nearby! Buy yours from the AQ Marketplace today!

Eye Bleach Countdown #4

Reason #4: In one of the most shocking posts ever, details of which I still don't fully understand, included information about a letterboxing event hinting about guys in drag, DD falsies, maternity dresses, self-adhesive nipples on Wassa's butt, and Wassa stamping in exchanges with his butt. All in the same post! 

While I am pleased to report that, so far as I know, none of these images ever made it onto Atlas Quest, I cannot be certain that will stay the case. It's like a ticking time bomb. Be prepared. Have your eye bleach ready! Order yours from the AQ Marketplace today!

Eye Bleach Countdown #5

Reason #5: Unfortunately for you folks, Wassamatta_u is one of the most prolific posters on Atlas Quest. Also unfortunate for you, he also has absolutely no sense of shame. Below, you'll find a video of him singing the MSU fight song. Ear bleach may even be appropriate, but we don't have that. We just recommend you turning the volume on your computer down if you dare to hit the play button.

There's a reason Wassa's name is on our patented eye bleach. He's also the reason that eye bleach is considered one of the "10 letterboxing essentials." Order yours in the AQ Marketplace today!

Eye Bleach Countdown #6

Reason #6: Sometimes it's not the content of the post that requires eye bleach, but rather where the post will lead. In this case, we are introduced to the website People of Wal-Mart. If you had eye bleach available when this post was first made, it might have saved you thousands of dollars in medical bills and therapy. Don't be caught without Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach in the AQ Marketplace again!

Eye Bleach Countdown #7

Reason #7: Kirbert announced a disturbing little habit: he likes to walk around his 73-acre property nekkid, even going so far as to say he'll often do this days at a time. "But!" I hear you thinking, "That wasn't too bad! Maybe made my eyes water, but I don't need eye bleach."

Think again. And again. And it even runs in the family. Heaven forbid, I hope you never find him on Google Maps. This is a problem that won't go away. Get Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach from the AQ Marketplace today!

Eye Bleach Countdown #8

Bobguyman was kind enough to forward this
photo to me. Don't let this happen to you!

Reason #8: You never know when, where, or who will be the cause of your desperate cry for eye bleach. This time, it comes from one of our youngest and most innocent members: Bobguyman. In this post, he describes an uncomfortable and very personal account with a tick where the sun don't shine.

It's not easy to read, but ticks are a danger that letterboxers everywhere must cope with. This event could have happened to any one of us. By all means, necessary reading, but you can protect your eyes with Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach--available in the AQ Marketplace.