Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Eye Bleach Countdown #8

Bobguyman was kind enough to forward this
photo to me. Don't let this happen to you!
Reason #8: You never know when, where, or who will be the cause of your desperate cry for eye bleach. This time, it comes from one of our youngest and most innocent members: Bobguyman. In this post, he describes an uncomfortable and very personal account with a tick where the sun don't shine.

It's not easy to read, but ticks are a danger that letterboxers everywhere must cope with. This event could have happened to any one of us. By all means, necessary reading, but you can protect your eyes with Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach--available in the AQ Marketplace.


Anonymous said...

Why on earth was Bob making that poor tick drag around that big rock? No wonder it bit him!

Ryan said...

That's not a tick carrying around a rock--that's what's called an "engorged" tick, puffed up with blood. Yum! =)

-- Ryan

wassamatta_u said...

Still looks like a sunflower seed to me...

Ryan said...

You should post that story. Maybe it'll *finally* convince someone to buy eye bleach. =)

-- Ryan