Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Eye Bleach Countdown #2

An insult to peaches everywhere!

When asked if his back was round, Wassa explained that yes, indeed it was, comparing it to an "overripe George peach" but "twice as fuzzy." Need confirmation? Ask the 59 people who agreed. Even more disturbing, at least 72 people considered this information educational. Why would they do that? Because that was when they first realized they needed eye bleach. It's a survival tool.

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Anonymous said...

Time for a waxing!!!!!


Anonymous said...

Yeah Yeah,
How about a case of Nair,
And remove that Hair,
from NC.

Fluffy Cow said...

T'was educational. And hug worthy evidently.

Anonymous said...

I'm really afraid we'll see a vista from Hike Naked Day tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Ummmm... are you offering a payment plan on that Eye Bleach?


Dezert Ratty said...

Are you sure that's not a bear's butt crack with a human head attached??