Thursday, December 02, 2010

Eye Bleach Countdown #7

Reason #7: Kirbert announced a disturbing little habit: he likes to walk around his 73-acre property nekkid, even going so far as to say he'll often do this days at a time. "But!" I hear you thinking, "That wasn't too bad! Maybe made my eyes water, but I don't need eye bleach."

Think again. And again. And it even runs in the family. Heaven forbid, I hope you never find him on Google Maps. This is a problem that won't go away. Get Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach from the AQ Marketplace today!

6 comments:

sarcasmo said...

This begs a question regarding his wire knives: When you are making said knives do you use protective gear, in the event, ahem, that something may slip? You wouldn't want to have to go around with a panty liner on your pointer.
:)

Anonymous said...

Kirbert naked is only #7? Be afraid.

wassamatta_u said...

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Kirbert said...

Hey! I haven't posted any pictures! You even had to use a photo of someone else to accompany this listing! So you don't need eye bleach, you need a mind cleanser!

wassamatta_u said...

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Anonymous said...

Look at the size of his package!