Another satisfied eye bleach customer! The first eye bleach patches have gone out, making their way to satisfied customers all over North...

Because it's now affordable! Yes, that's right folks! For the low low price of $3.00, you can buy yourself an eye bleach eye patch! ...

An insult to peaches everywhere! When asked if his back was round , Wassa explained that yes, indeed it was, comparing it to an "ov...

Three words: Zombie Pole Dancer. Sometimes, it's not just the message boards where eye bleach is necessary--it's the photo gallery ....

Reason #4: In one of the most shocking posts ever , details of which I still don't fully understand, included information about a lett...

Reason #5: Unfortunately for you folks, Wassamatta_u is one of the most prolific posters on Atlas Quest. Also unfortunate for you, he also h...

Reason #6: Sometimes it's not the content of the post that requires eye bleach, but rather where the post will lead . In this case, we ...

Reason #7: Kirbert announced a disturbing little habit : he likes to walk around his 73-acre property nekkid, even going so far as to say he...

Bobguyman was kind enough to forward this photo to me. Don't let this happen to you! Reason #8: You never know when, where, or who ...

Can you find the stamp in this photo? Reason #9: This post practically needs its own wayback machine, having been posted in 2006. That ...