Saturday, May 02, 2009

Marjorie Taken Hostage!

I just got the following note!



Oh, I'm so worried.... What do I do?!

20 comments:

EnergyStar said...

Don't you have a ton of money from premium memberships? Just do it. And, maybe call the cops.

Anonymous said...

Ignore, Ignore, Ignore. If Marjorie were every truly alive, then you could freak out!

Grumpy Grinch

Anonymous said...

Oh My.... *checking the bottom of my purse * ... darn... all I have is about 50 cents in change but will gladly send if it helps get the poor dear back!

Wendy In The Eastbay

Anonymous said...

Figure out what costs $163.53 with tax at Wal-Mart....then you will know who you are dealing with!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Papa needs a new pair of shoes???? Going hiking again, Ryan???? I'll bite, how much will it cost each of your unpremium members now? You folks need to sign up now, Ryan is going to extremes to finagle his way into a new pair of hiking shoes. Or some such. My best guess. We sure are having a lot of mystery things going on now. Is this mystery month? If not, I proclaim it!!!
OD

mstrwndl said...

I think it's a set up. I know I have seen her face on a wanted poster recently.

Ken said...

If Marjorie were trapped down a well then you'd have something.

Debbie said...

Check the dumpster for a letterbox?

DebBee

gollygee said...

Ask Wassa. :D

Teresa said...

Yes, I think it's a setup. I'm sorry, but Marjorie is not the innocent Spring Chick everyone thinks she is.

Woolfairy said...

Nah, I'm convinced that it has something to do with the rumors of Lock and Lock and Walmart parting ways.

Hartx6 said...

Ask exactly which Wal-Mart you are to go too. If they respond with coordinance, then you know you're dealing with a geocacher.

When you go for the exchange be sure to bring a nice shiny trinket, perhaps they'll forget all about the money.

Anonymous said...

Buy a new marjorie for about $1.

Scout said...

It's a hoax ... there is no Walmart in in Tionesta, PA, 16353.

Anonymous said...

WARNING .... whoever sent the ransom... you will be banished ! Believe me it is not fun!

1SG said...

I suspect she may be being held by the same Mexicans that took over the AQ theme.

Anonymous said...

Ken--If Marjorie were trapped down a well, then, Lassie would come and bark for us to follow her. So, we can eliminate the well!

Zinni

Anonymous said...

Did you check the photo's from the Spring is here gathering? I think I saw Marjorie there!

LBM

jackbear said...

I went to my wal-mart and looked through the dumpster. No sign of her. Going to take a show now.

Anonymous said...

This just in. Looks like Marjorie, that Hot Chick, is hanging out in the red light district.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/05/funny-pictures-the-red-light-district/